Tea Party Simulator is a QWOP-Style game in a similar vein as Surgeon Simulator, but instead of butchering patients with your incompetent surgical skills, you’re slicing cakes and serving tea to your teddy bear.
There’s been a glut of simulator games recently, but Tea Party Simulator certainly shows more promise and polish than most of the competition. Firstly, although the controls are deliberately awkward, they work just as well as anything we’ve seen in Surgeon Simulator. Also, and just as crucial, it’s got a great sense of humor, with lots of nice little touches and hidden easter eggs (such as pressing ‘A’ to make your little finger stick out when you hold a tea-cup). If you choose to play as a male, the ridiculousness of the situation is even more apparent as your big hairy hand flails around the table.
It’s certainly easy to dismiss Tea Party Simulator as ‘just another silly simulator’, but even in these early stages of development it’s a blast, full of QWOP-style destruction and silliness. Also, it’s ripe for expansion into more and more Surgeon Simulator-style ridiculous scenarios – we’d certainly love to throw a tea party in space!
Watch our attempt at throwing a tea party HERE
Check out the Tea Party Simulator Greenlight page HERE
Download the Prototype HERE (Win, Mac & Linux)
Or play it in a Unity Supported Browser HERE
Fed a fish to the bear, got murdered.
10/10 would play again.
This bear is such an ass. He won’t put on a hat. Dignified, i say not!
um here is a tip NEVER PUT THE HAT ON THE TEDDY BEAR
Sometimes if you choose to be the male it can either be easier or harder easier because you have big hands and can pick up more things but the hard part is that your hands are too big and knock things off the table!